| Harry: |
Professor Dumbledore, I recently heard rumors about mystical object, and I believe that a bad person will steal it for some nefarious purpose. |
| Dumbledore: |
No such a thing. |
| Harry: |
Professor, I now have irrefutable proof that mystical object not only exists but is hidden in Hogwarts, and Voldemort himself will steal it. |
| Dumbledore: |
It is safe. |
| Harry: |
Professor Dumbledore, even though I am an uneducated wizard, I have foiled Voldemort's plot to steal mystic object and saved all of wizarddom. |
| Dumbledore: |
Good boy! |
Sorry, Muggles, but you know it’s true. Every single book had the exact same plot; what made them different and interesting were the side-stories. The problem is that when you make movies you have to cut out the side stories to keep the screen time manageable.