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| Today we look at movies that could be worse than "The Island." |
| Rob's obsessing again, isn't he? |
| Those wacky scientologists like to get 'em young, I guess. |
| First is the new "Battlefield Earth" cartoon, hopefully sans codpieces. |
| Next is Spielburg's remake of Alfred Hitchcock's classic horror, "The Birds." |
| The twist is that the birds regress into dinosaurs! |
I'm joking about Spielburg, but sadly not about the cartoon.