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| Hey, you know Liz from accounting? |
| What, the one with the ginger hair? She's hot |
| Do you think I have a chance with her? |
| I dunno, she's a hot girlie, and you're a monster. |
| But I'm hung like a monster! |
| This conversation has gotten uncomfortable. |
I don't know.