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| I am Sean Penn and am very depressed by my TRAGIC PAST! |
| I am Nicole Kidman and I heard something suspicious, and have a TRAGIC PAST |
| YOU LIE!!!! |
| NO!!! |
| Okay you don't lie, I love you. I also watch as you sleep. |
| Good let's discuss our TRAGIC PAST! |
| Hey, there are TWISTS AND TURNS and now you're gonna shoot someone |
| Yeah, but maybe if we talk about our TRAGIC PAST the day will be saved. |
The Interpreter. Remembering that a TRAGIC PAST is the most important thing in any assassination plot