| Main Page | Fan Art | Links | Forum | About the Author | CCCP |
| Hello, I'm Kevin Smith, director of "Clerks." People have asked me, "How can you possibly make a decent sequel to Clerks?" |
| The plot isn't important! It all depends on the characters! |
| I'm angsty and I work in a video store. |
| I'm hyperactive, possibly on drugs! |
| Unemployed and cranky. |
| *SOB* God, I'm such a hack. |
| As you can see, the siren call of Hollywood money hasn't changed me one bit. |
Anxiously awaiting the lynching by a rabid cluster of Kevin Smith groupies.