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(Not) Living Up to Expectations

by kap

..so she eats her own vomit out of the other chick's mouth.
TOASTY
Changing the template, changing the bg.. nada. Nothing fucking works!
That first panel really is perfection. I've been trying to come up with a good second panel for over an hour, and nothing works.
I don't understand how people can make comic strips every day, or even on a schedule. Being funny constantly just isn't that easy.
Instead, I'm stressed because I'm letting myself down. This sucks.

I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm getting to the point where everything I put in Snake's mouth sounds like a reach, except for "SNAKE NOT KNOW FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB", which is just BARELY too long for his balloon. The thought of him saying that IS funny, though, that's something. I just hate that feeling of, "Oh, I've done that before, so I can't come anywhere close to it because it'll be like ripping myself off, stagnating myself," but then that's exactly what I do, stand still. Just.. blarg. Meanwhile, most of these strips don't make sense to my friends, who I just want to slap, because this shit makes COMPLETE SENSE TO ME! If I ever get off my ass and really have some sort of webcomic, there will actually be two comics.. one somewhat jointed, connected strip, and one not-quite-but-seemingly random strip, like what I'm doing here. You know, how Snake is basically totally unconnected to everything going on until it suits him in a caveman-buttfucking-cavewoman sort of way. Oh, and the bg of that last panel says "Welcome to my Palace of Cum!" too, but it's covered by the word balloon. Too bad. I wonder if this Commentary window supports html.. not enough to do my own testing or anything though. CHRIST, I saved the strip and then realized I didn't even bother to explain the first panel like I intended to. I'm so sorry, I just fuck it all up. So, there's this video, fucking_stop_already that I've been terrorizing people with lately (it's a classic), but no one wants to watch it. IMO it's pretty fucking disgusting, though those Quiznos commercials that used the Moon Song video were just as bad. I mean, come on. Moon Song was GREAT for the internet, but that was FUCKING TERRIBLE for a restaurant. I don't care if they're trying to be edgy or what, that shit was just wrong.

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