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| GOD I'M SO FAT I WISH A VAMPIRE WOULD COME |
| HELLO I AM A VAMPIRE |
| TOTALLY, AS UP IN DICK AS PHIL COLLINS |
| NO SHIT, ARE YOU QUEER??? |
| SHIT, NOW WE FUCKED AND I'M A VAMPIRE |
| AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE SO FUCKING FAT |
where did everyone go????