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| You know I had this really great idea a while ago that didn't exactly pan out |
| You know that Seinfeld where they decide to sell muffin tops? |
| They would be so ironic that everybody would scramble to get one |
| They say that nobody likes to eat the inside part of the muffin so I had this idea where the muffin bottom would be like a foot high |
| ... except the only people who bought them were really horny women and gay guys. |
| What's up wit dat? |
Visualize, people, visualize.