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Titanic (condensed)

by Mia Descandion

BIG BOAT SINKS

I saw Titanic the day it opened on the first date I ever went on. I really didn’t like it then, and for some reason that seething hatred still stays within me now. I don’t care, I hate it.

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Old Rose: I was on the Titanic. Hear my tale and get a necklace.
Man: OK.
Rose: I am rich but you are poor. I love you.
Jack: I am going to draw you naked.
Old Rose: Then the boat sank and I lost the necklace. OR DID I?
Man: DAMN!