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Boat Trip (condensed)

by Mia Descandion

CUBA GOES GAY ON BOAT

HEY I’M CUBA GOODING JUNIOR REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN JERRY MAGUIRE AND ONE THE OSCAR AND BOY HOWDY WASN’T THAT AWESOME? NOW I PRETEND TO BE GAY WITH HORATIO SANZ!! OH HOW oh god please they keep me in a cage at night and make me do terrible terrible movies with talking dogs.

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Jerry: We are two men looking to get the ladies on a singles cruise.
Nick: VAGINAS AHOY!
Jerry: Oh no. This is a gay cruise (for gays).
Nick: I must protect my anus!
Girl: I love you but you are gay.
Jerry: Surprise! I am straight.
Nick: My anus is safe, but for how long…?