| Angry Rob: |
Hello, Angry Rob here. Lots of people have been asking, “Rob, why are you so angry?” |
| Angry Rob: |
The answer is simple: A lack of Condensed Comics updates. |
| Angry Rob: |
See the mansion behind me? I bought that believing that I was about to establish my billion-dollar multimedia empire. |
| Angry Rob: |
But then, SOMEBODY forgot to make the comics! |
| Angry Rob: |
It’s not for a lack of material: Classics like Barbarella, obscure DTV disasters like Ecks vs. Sever, or just about anything with Tom Cruise. |
Perhaps airing my complaints in this public forum will motivate Mia to get her groove back. The “Angry Rob” character is from a commissioned comic Mia did for me some time back.
— Wabewalker
P.S. Yes, thank you all for telling me that Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever appeared in the theatres briefly, and therefore does not qualify to be a “DTV disaster.” Since I am a skinflint I only pay attention to movies that reach the discount theaters and/or the $5.99 DVD shelf at “Target.”