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Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (condensed)

by Mia Descandion

STEVE IRWIN SAVES THE DAY

I WAS WRONG! The people he rescues are not actually poachers, but American government agents he JUST THINKS are poachers (We watched the movie at work one day. God. God and God indeed). I AM SORRY FOR THIS ERROR.

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Man: Steve Irwin (AKA CROCODILE HUNTER) I need you to track down poachers.
Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! OK.
Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! My wife, my dog, and I are hunting poachers.
Mrs. Irwin: I hope you do not die, honey.
Dog: Bark.
Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! My knowledge of crocodylus johnstoni has once again saved the world.
Poacher: I am a poacher and I have been caught.