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House of the Dead (condensed)

by Mia Descandion

DAYTIME RAVE

Instead of scene transitions, they used clips from the game. Instead of showing zombies being shot, they used clips from the game of zombies being shot. Instead of showing the ZOMBIES MAULING EVERYONE AT THE DAYTIME RAVE, they had a guy say OH BOY, YOU GUYS MISSED ALL THESE ZOMBIES MAULING US AT THE DAYTIME RAVE.

Terrible movie.

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Girl Raver: This daytime rave is awesome!
Guy Raver: Oh shit. Zombies have crashed the rave.
Female Cop: We will shoot the zombies now.
Male Cop: Yes!
Girl Survivor: We are the only survivors.
Boy Survivor: When will zombies learn that violence is not the answer?