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Go (condensed)

by Rev. Syung Myung Me

THIS FILM IS NOT CLEVER

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Go is easily the worst film I have ever seen. In fact, I think this comic makes it look too good. There’s so much more really bad and annoying things about this film I couldn’t fit in. Like the fact that I wanted to beat every single character into pulp with a heavy pipe for being so utterly worthless as human beings and they all suck so much, and people THIS FILM IS NOT CLEVER, STOP SAYING IT IS AND STOP GLARING AT ME WHEN I SAID THE STUPID LADY SHOULD HAVE DIED BECAUSE GOD SHE SUCKED SO MUCH BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE ANNOYING ACCENT GUY WHO GOD WAS EVEN MORE HORRIBLE PLEASE STOP LIKING THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MOVIE.

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Woman: Oh no, I have spent my rent money on drugs so I should sell fake drugs for money oh no, I am dead.
Man: Whoa I am loud and annoying and have an annoying accent!!! Now to grab a stripper and couse a violent sex-filled rampage even though I’m wholly in the wrong!!
Men (in unison): Whoa!! OMG!! We are gay! This is the payoff!!
Woman: Also, I’m really OK. Not dead.