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| Police Chief: | You must dress as a woman to catch someone. |
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| Malcolm: | I will do that. I am not gay though. |
| Malcolm (as Big Momma): | Behold, I am a woman now. |
| Sherry: | You are my fat grandmother. |
| Malcolm (as Big Momma): | This is not a penis. It is a flashlight. |
| Sherry: | I believe you, Big Momma. |
The flashlight line is taken directly from the ads. Seriously, shit you not. Also, when I made this comic someone stated (after having read it) that it didn’t really condense the movie itself since it had no clear ending. I WAS OFFENDED and then was all “Oh shit, they’re correct.” This, however, was my second condensed comic that I made, and my second Martin Lawrence based comic.