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Something’s Gotta Give (condensed)

by Dominique

NICHOLSON, KEATON FAIL TO ACT AGE

Guest Week II continues…

I had to watch this movie at a friend’s birthday gathering and I already suck at watching movies and not commenting. All of the people there are really quiet… and like the suck…

So I was the only one commenting of the whiteness of all the teeth, the poor cut of the brief nudity, and the horror of how much my brother looks like Keanu Reeves. That and the suck.

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Nicholson: I’m old but date women younger than 30.
Keaton: I am older than 30.
Keaton: You have seen me naken while I was taking care of you. OH NO.
Nicholson: You are old, but I will seduce you now. Then I will leave.
Keaton: I have left Dr. Keanu Reeves for you.
Nicholson: I love you, even though you are saggy.