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The Avengers (condensed)

by Wabewalker

STORY LITE: ALL THE ACTION, 1/3 THE PLOT

What do you do when you have made a two-hour movie with 90 minutes of action and 30 minutes of plot, then you are told by the studio that your movie is a half-hour too long? Well, if you’re Jeremiah Chechik, you keep the f/x, kill the plot, and release The Avengers.

I’m told that the uncut version of the movie actually makes sense. But if it includes the kissing scene, it is still unredeemable in any true fan’s eyes.

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Steed: I’m the world’s most secret secret agent!
Peel: I’m a sexy scientist who may be evil!
deWynter: How in Hell did you figure out I was the evil mastermind?
Steed: I don’t know! They cut that part out of the movie!
Steed: Now, Mrs. Peel, Shall we kiss and alienate our fan base?
Peel: YES