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Battlefield Earth (condensed)

by Mia Descandion

GIANT CODPIECES

I mentioned my utter hatred for Battlefield Earth earlier in the little interview Rob did with me, but my God doing this comic was like shoving ten thousand rakes into my eyes. I don’t think the seething hatred can be seen, BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT EXISTS. Wonder why the first panel looks so shitty? I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE SO HARD is why (also was tired). Seriously though if you want to know what the movie is like read this comic for two hours then punch yourself in the throat a few times.

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Old Man: Go out of this cave now!
Young Man: OK. I hope I don’t find aliens.
Young Man: Oh no! Some dreadlock aliens are here now.
Psychlo: I have a giant codpiece and am totally enslaving you and stripmining this place.
Young Man: We have destroyed the aliens in a confusing manner.
Psychlo: OH NO.