| Colonel: |
Hey Solid Snake, destroy Metal Gear! |
| Solid Snake: |
OK. Being a soldier is really REALLY hard and all about death only. |
| Hideo Kojima: |
War is bad. Nukes are bad. |
| Otacon: |
Love is so very hard, I am so sad! Why do people kill others? War! What is it good for? |
| Solid Snake: |
Shut up and get me the damn missile launcher! |
| Hideo Kojima: |
WAR IS BAD. NUKES ARE BAD. |
| Solid Snake & Otacon: |
… |
| Hideo Kojima: |
Seriously, listen to me! War is bad! Nukes are bad! Why do you fight wars? Why do people kill? Nothing is ever right! Listen! LISTEN! |
I actually just finished Metal Gear Solid and good god loving that game. Yes, that’s Hideo Kojima in those panels. I really have nothing else to say but that THIS COMIC IS FOR ALL YOU VIDEO GAME FAGS IN THE AUDIENCE CAN I GET A RASPY WHINY HEY YEAH OUT THERE YEAH WHOOOO PLEASE DON’T GET UP YOUR STENCH IS TOO MUCH ALREADY THANKS NO I DON’T WANT ANY CHILI CHEESE FRITOS MAYBE LATER.
(Why do all Japanese video games read like something scripted by people playing “Mad Libs”? — ed.)