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Garfield (condensed)

by Mia Descandion

POPULAR COMIC MADE INTO A MOVIE

So yeah I heard Garfield the movie wasn't very good.

And that it.

(NOTE: this is the edited version of the comic. The original version was TOO HOT FOR INTERNET)

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Garfield: Holy Hell do I hate the everloving shit out of Mondays.
Jon: My God how can one cat get so goddamn fat?
Garfield: Jesus Christ that lasanga was some tasty shit, motherfucker.
Jon: Oh who the fuck ate my goddamn lasanga?
Garfield: Yeah, I kicked your retarded dog. What the fuck are you gonna do about it, you limpdicked motherfucking pansy? Cry to your fat inbred whore-cunt of a Mom?
Jon: SO FUCKING SASSY